You know, he may be a bit of a cat-curse, but he is super loyal. He goes with me everywhere, supervises me during my chores, provides quality assurance, plays with anything that has a string on it, etc. He is my constant companion outdoors. Who needs dogs?! I have Orange the Cat for a dog!
It's okay to admit you're addicted to catnip.
Candidate for Cover of 2018 Sexy Tom Cat Calendar